Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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didnt see that one coming
Would’ve been hilarious if the last comment said, “From AIDS”
neeyo hoy menyoy
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I was just eating my ramen and my mom comes to me and thumps me..


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